What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".
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