Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."11 1
What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.→ Joke
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.→ Joke
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".→ Joke
Police Quote: "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."→ JokeMore jokes