What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.→ Joke
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.→ Joke
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".→ Joke
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!→ JokeMore jokes