The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.→ Joke
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"→ JokeMore jokes