The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.→ JokeMore jokes