Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear
but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.→ JokeMore jokes