Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"→ Joke
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.→ JokeMore jokes