If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
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