was the first one to Mars
, that's why there are no signs of life
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.More jokes