Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.5 8
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"→ Joke
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.→ JokeMore jokes