Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"More jokes