Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.More jokes