If you can see Chuck Norris
, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.More jokes