When Bruce Banner gets mad
, he turns into the Hulk
. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.More jokes