was invented it was once believed that autumn
occurred when Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked every tree
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.More jokes