was invented it was once believed that autumn
occurred when Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked every tree
What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.More jokes