owns the greatest poker
face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno
and a monopoly
'get out of jail free' card
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.→ JokeMore jokes