owns the greatest poker
face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno
and a monopoly
'get out of jail free' card
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.More jokes