If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.3 6
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.→ Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman.
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.→ Joke
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.→ Joke
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.→ JokeMore jokes