Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.→ Joke
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.→ Joke
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.→ Joke
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"→ Joke
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.→ JokeMore jokes