Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?
Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.More jokes