Why did the blonde
cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5'' pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind guy says: "Not if I'm going to explain it five times."More jokes