Why did the blonde
cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.More jokes