What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to put information into a computer once.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.More jokes