Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.→ Joke
Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!→ Joke
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.→ Joke
Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.→ Joke
Yo momma is so old.
She sat behind jesus in the third grade.→ JokeMore jokes