How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.→ JokeMore jokes