What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.→ Joke
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ Joke
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.→ JokeMore jokes