What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.More jokes