is something that makes a woman
act once a month like a man
acts every day.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?