is something that makes a woman
act once a month like a man
acts every day.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.More jokes