Ever notice how so many of women
can be traced to the male gender
3) MENtal breakdown
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.→ JokeMore jokes