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claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
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