Single women31 13
claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."→ Joke
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.→ JokeMore jokes