If a man
is alone in the forest
, and he says something, and there's no woman
there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.→ Joke
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
3) MENtal breakdown
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