If a man
is alone in the forest
, and he says something, and there's no woman
there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?
3) MENtal breakdown
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."More jokes