Two car salesmen
were sitting at the bar
. One complained to the other, "Boy, business
sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde
, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.
The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.
The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.
On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!More jokes