Hillary Clinton38 4
goes to a psychic
who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband
is about to die a violent death
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.→ Joke
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."→ Joke
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.→ Joke
A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"
The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."→ Joke
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.→ JokeMore jokes