What's the difference between your wife
and your job
After five years your job will still suck
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.→ Joke
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" .
"Well ... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well ... not exactly ... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."→ Joke
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"
He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"→ Joke
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.→ Joke
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.→ JokeMore jokes