My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.→ Joke
Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.→ Joke
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".
The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend.
"Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfriend.→ JokeMore jokes