Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What do blondes and turtles have in common?
When they are on their backs they are screwed.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?
A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.More jokes