The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.→ Joke
If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?→ Joke
Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?
If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!→ Joke
Final philosophy exam:
Is this a question?
If this is an answer!→ Joke
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.→ JokeMore jokes