What's the difference between an intelligent man
and a UFO
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.→ Joke
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.→ Joke
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.→ JokeMore jokes