Why do women
rub their eyes
when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.More jokes