What's the difference between a man
and a cow
cell that prevents them from shitting
all over the place!
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.→ Joke
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.→ Joke
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.→ Joke
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.→ JokeMore jokes