How do women
define a 50/50 relationship
We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."→ JokeMore jokes