What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.→ Joke
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.→ Joke
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.→ JokeMore jokes