What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.More jokes