What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.More jokes