Why don't men
believe in paternity tests?
Because the sample is taken from their finger
What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.More jokes