What is the difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."More jokes