A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.→ Joke
What is the difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.→ Joke
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.→ Joke
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."
The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."→ JokeMore jokes