What's the difference between a man
and a messy room
You can straighten up a messy room.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.More jokes