If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong?→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ Joke
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.→ Joke
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.→ JokeMore jokes