If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong?
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
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