What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.More jokes