What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.More jokes