What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.More jokes