What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ Joke
If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong?→ JokeMore jokes