Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
Why is a man different from a computer?
You only have to tell the computer once.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?