Why were men
given larger brains
1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.More jokes