Why were men
given larger brains
1) So they wouldn't hump women
's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.→ Joke
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.→ Joke
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.→ Joke
Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
To get oxygen to his brain!→ JokeMore jokes