Why don't men do laundry?
Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
We don't know. Never happens.→ Joke
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.→ Joke
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.→ JokeMore jokes