Why don't men do laundry?
Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!→ Joke
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
We don't know. Never happens.→ Joke
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.→ Joke
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.→ JokeMore jokes