How many men
does it take to make pop popcorn
Three. One to hold the pan
and two others to act macho
and shake the stove.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.→ Joke
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ JokeMore jokes