How many men does it take to make pop popcorn?2 3
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.→ Joke
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.→ JokeMore jokes