How many men
does it take to make pop popcorn
Three. One to hold the pan
and two others to act macho
and shake the stove.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.More jokes