Why is a man
like a snowstorm
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.→ Joke
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.→ Joke
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.→ Joke
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.→ JokeMore jokes