Why is a man
like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.More jokes