Why are husbands
like lawn mowers?
to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?
Miss her. Pity her.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.More jokes