Why do men
they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs
chase cars they have no intention of driving
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.→ Joke
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.→ Joke
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Lazy.→ JokeMore jokes