Why do men
they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs
chase cars they have no intention of driving
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?