Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."More jokes