What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ Joke
If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong?→ Joke
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.→ Joke
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.→ JokeMore jokes