What do men
have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.→ Joke
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.→ Joke
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.→ Joke
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.→ Joke
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.→ JokeMore jokes